Hai dudes! I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 yesterday. I chose the REVENGE ending!! Roman and Mallorie got married.. WHATAHAPPYCOUPLE!! Niko was protecting Kate McReary at the wedding. Then Dimitri sent an assassin-type guy to kill Niko... the dude tried to shoot him while passing the churchin his black car, but he missed and got Kate instead. A couple hours later(which is about a couple minutes in real life) this happened:
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*Phone rings*
Niko: *Picks up phone*
Roman: Hello, cousin, it is your cousin! I suggest we go to a Strip Club together!
Niko: Aren't you in love with Mallorie?!
Roman: Of course I am! She is the LOVE of my LIFE! ....And besides.. I still be loyal to her.
*Niko hangs up*
(Minutes[real life seconds] later)
*Phone rings*
Roman: Hey, NB! Let's go drinking together!
Niko: Sure, Roman. I come get you in next hour.
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Niko and Roman were so drunk afterwards!
GTA is so.... LIBERTY CITY HARDCORE!!!!